Not Dead Just Dramatic T-Shirt

Show off your plant parent humor with this cheeky tee! The "Not Dead Just Dramatic" shirt celebrates those high-maintenance green friends who flop over completely when they miss one watering. Soft fabric and stylish fit make this the perfect outfit for watering day theatrics or garden center adventures.

🌿 Crafted from ultra-soft, breathable, 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
🌿 Unisex fit – flattering on all plant lovers
🌿 Ethically made with eco-conscious practices – zero sweatshops involved
🌿 Lightweight feel with durable double-stitched hems for everyday wear
🌿 Designed, printed, and shipped with love from the USA